A coffee shop I frequent has a penchant for chirpy factoids on its blackboard.
You know the kind of thing: "Tomatoes are a fruit. This is knowledge. But wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!"

All harmless trivia.

Last week though, they came up with "54% of people in the world earn less than $1 a day".

Isn't that a bit tactless when a coffee and muffin is $7?
(BeatsWork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:56, 11 replies)

but it shuts the staff up
from whining on on on about minimum wage not being enough to pay the bills.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 7:01, closed)

It's a bit fucking tactless for a coffee shop full stop.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:14, closed)

quick question
if you type 'full stop' at the of a sentence, do you still need to add a '.'?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:46, closed)

Yes.
Unless you're still communicating by telegram.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 8:53, closed)

thanks stop
that's cleared that up stop
mitzy is having puppies stop
will be home for christmas stop
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:53, closed)

Please stop stop

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:14, closed)

Yes.
(fuck me, I had to read that three times to get the answer right though, sorry if you saw my edits. I kept answering 'do you still need to add a question mark?')
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:17, closed)

That's CHEAP for Perth.
and there is a 50/50 chance the muffins are yesterday's.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:47, closed)

I didn't mean the price of muffins.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:51, closed)

*stale muffins
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:57, closed)

You guys should talk to #5 about some home deliveries.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:19, closed)