Party Tricks and Secret TalentsEveryone (okay, *most* people) has a party trick or little piece of skill they can pull out when they need to show off. Tell us how you impressed everyone (then drove away in your Honda Accord), or alternatively how you fell flat on your face.
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I can drink an awful lot of alcohol without having to take a pissIt's not really a party trick as such, as it's not the kind of thing people notice.
She stood there in her cocktail dress while Cumquat changed the CD while necking a bottle of Youngs. "I've been watching you all night", she breathed, "I love a man with a powerful bladder"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:02,
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I've never known a woman to neck a bottle of Young's.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:03,
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you've obviously never been to one of those CAMRA feststhere's she-rhinos there that could neck a keg.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:07,
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If I can get to my 6th pint without going for a piss. I usually take this as a sign I am pretty dehydrated.
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Well I can piss two liters of fluid for every single one that I consume.(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:23, closed)
pissing blood doesn't count(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:38,
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But it makes such a pretty pattern on the porcelain.(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:51, closed)
u shud order pints m8 this aint brussles yet(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 May 2015, 20:25,
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