Years ago (well, 3 years ago) a uni flatmate needed to borrow my laptop because his had broken due to a horrific accident mainly involving his clumsy nature, a glass of cider and the previous dozen glasses of cider.
Hungover, he asked to borrow my device the following day and duly I obliged, thinking he was going to be working on a probably overdue project. Upon the return of my device I was surfing the net and happened to notice a proliferation of smut, I confronted the wanker (see what I did there?!) to find that he had used my device mainly for auto erotic practices and not at all for his looming deadline.

And this is how (wait for it...) I ended up with a 'Tainted ROM'
(saint_edward, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:51, 7 replies)

Hungove

( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:02, closed)

Not yet, I'm still just drun

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:05, closed)

But ROM is read-only, how could he have tainted it?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:24, closed)

ever flashed a BIOS? Reprogramming a 'read-only' chip isn't terribly difficult. Not that it would result in a porn influx...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:28, closed)

I flashed my BIOS once
Got six weeks community service.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:43, closed)

4/10
Nope, sorry.
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:07, closed)

fails
on so many levels.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 13:45, closed)

Your pun is bad and you should feel bad.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:56, closed)