Oh man, you're not going to believe this one!!!!!
My grandad was in hospital, right? He was going a bit soft in the head and could remember whether he's had some aspirins or not!!!!

Then four interminable paragraphs of utterly tedious and uninteresting drivel happened.

Then, right - check this out - A SURGEON WALKED INTO A BED!!!!!!!! I KNOW - A BED!!!!!

I thought I'd DIE laughing - luckily I was in a hospital, eh??!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:37, 15 replies)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 17:39, closed)

The old JMG routine never wears thin.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:24, closed)

QOTW's finest hour:
www.b3ta.com/questions/savingmoney/post1427383
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:14, closed)

Internet of the highest class.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 9:16, closed)

You're not JMG!
Cease this cheap charade, at once.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:04, closed)

Because my brain could see the word "charade" approaching
I read "cheap" as "sheep".

I'm not sure why I felt you needed to know that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:33, closed)

So your story is you want to be one of the cool OT gang
And try to troll QOTW but just look like a dull flailing shitcunt?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:18, closed)

Cool OT gang?
Eh?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 12:43, closed)

Kiss my chunks fuckwit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 16:00, closed)

as an admirer of good trolling I'd offer this criticism
his original anecdote was a little dull, but hardly the awful mis-step or obvious self-aggrandising lies which would warrant the "mocking repost" troll, on top of your other troll reply. Overuse of this troll, especially as it was executed much better last week, only diminishes it, and what's more, AB is a seasoned B3tan, and not likely to get all "handbags at dawn" in an amusing way.
Keep your powder dry, son, and wait for better opportunies. They'll come
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 18:38, closed)

And then trigger made a face.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:24, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/tantrums/post1681333
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:59, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/tantrums/post1681418
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:10, closed)

I CAN'T ESCAPE!
GRAAAAAARGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:29, closed)

Do not feed the trolls.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:47, closed)