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Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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There once was a humorless prick,
Who was too thick to know he was thick.
His stories were dreary
And his whinges were teary
He'll think this is about him, the prick.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:47, 9 replies)
Is it
Warren Beatty?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:54, closed)
There once was an actor called Beatty
Whose penis was famously meaty
He put it up the vadge
Of a singer called Madge
And it came out a little bit peaty.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:59, closed)
Would it be childish to say
"I know you are, but what am I?"
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:34, closed)
"too thick to know he was thick."

Dr. Whilst you can be an utter turd at times, but on this one I find myself in agreement with you.

There are some people posting here who are so breathtakingly dim that they can't even tell when they've been soundly trounced in a battle of wits.

I shall wearily raise a glass of fine port and wish that the world were otherwise.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:14, closed)
With limericks
I find that when the last word of the first line is the same as the last word of the last line, it fills me with a deep sense of melancholy. It's a wasted opportunity; an anticlimax.

It's the poetry equivalent of not being able to come.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:29, closed)
It's also the standard form.

(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:44, closed)

(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:33, closed)
You bastard!

(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:19, closed)

(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:45, closed)

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