There once was a humorless prick,
Who was too thick to know he was thick.
His stories were dreary
And his whinges were teary
He'll think this is about him, the prick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:47, 9 replies)

Is it
Warren Beatty?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:54, closed)

There once was an actor called Beatty
Whose penis was famously meaty
He put it up the vadge
Of a singer called Madge
And it came out a little bit peaty.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:59, closed)

Would it be childish to say
"I know you are, but what am I?"
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:34, closed)

(sigh)
"too thick to know he was thick."

Dr. Whilst you can be an utter turd at times, but on this one I find myself in agreement with you.

There are some people posting here who are so breathtakingly dim that they can't even tell when they've been soundly trounced in a battle of wits.

I shall wearily raise a glass of fine port and wish that the world were otherwise.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:14, closed)

With limericks
I find that when the last word of the first line is the same as the last word of the last line, it fills me with a deep sense of melancholy. It's a wasted opportunity; an anticlimax.

It's the poetry equivalent of not being able to come.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:29, closed)

It's also the standard form.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:44, closed)

oright
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:33, closed)

You bastard!

(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:19, closed)

soz

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:45, closed)