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Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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Ode in the syle of Shambo...
Christ, you cunts are all thick.
These limericks are making me sick.
Your mums are all whores.
Grease the hinge on your doors,
Fuck off, and don’t be a Prick.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 2:32, 16 replies)
I don't think you understand what an 'ode' is.
If you're going to ride on my coat tails then at least make an effort.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 7:12, closed)
Yeah Righto Cunt....try this.
Thou foul mouthed man, of little dick,
Spray thy venom wide.
The favour’d phrase “Fuck off Prick”
Stings the thickest hide.

Keen to drive your dagger deep,
Thou stalks the weakest prey.
Whilst innocent Australians all doth sleep,
Act out your sordid play.

Oh Master of the unkind word
Release thine acid bile
Gird thy loins and fling your turd
Words void of wit and guile

Bold Shambolic, sally forth
Colossus of low wit.
“Fuck” and “Cunt” and “Stupid Prick”
The limits of thine Shit.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:27, closed)
very nice

(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:43, closed)
Thank you.
I never thought I had it in me.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:25, closed)
I like your old stuff
better than your new stuff.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:07, closed)
The Gurge

(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:17, closed)
I believe that is a Zing!

(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:18, closed)
Have b3tan standards really fallen so low?

(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:32, closed)
You are Rolf Harris AICMFP

(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:44, closed)
He stopped being creative about 1969.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:26, closed)
It's never a good idea to use thee and you forms
when you don't know how they work.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:30, closed)
Well what do you expect from a fucking convict?

(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:46, closed)
Better than this.
I know dozens of ozzers - including relatives - and they're almost all confident, cheerful and drily witty. So why are the ones on here such a shower of whimpering, self-pitying schoolgirls?
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:42, closed)
Jesus, dicksucker,
It's a fucking choice ode, you wanna eat tonight's dinner with no fucking teeth?

Fucking insult my ode and my fucking temperament.

Ode killer.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:06, closed)
If you're 13 it's almost excusable.
If you're an adult then you're a semi-literate prat. No'ffence like.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:59, closed)
Because if they were such self-important dullards in real life they'd get the piss ripped out of them.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:39, closed)

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