Don't swing your pole where it isn't wanted.
Not mine but my missus.
We went to the pub 1 night with 2 other couples - my mates and their missus. We were sitting at a table next to the pool table. It was our local and altho the boys knew each other fairly well - fishing trips etc. the ladies were not so well acquainted.
After a while the blokes decided we needed some green smokers re-leaf *MASSIVE DRUGS*. So off we toddled to my place to locate pipe, cone and etc.
As we returned we passed a cop car in the carpark. Que?
And then all 3 ladies appeared out the front of the pub, quickly jumping in and urging me to "FLEE, FLEE, FLEE". (I was skipper). Off we went home to finish our evening.
Us blokes were somewhat perturbed as to what went on, but as the night wore on the story emerged.

Apparently after we left some bloke started swinging his pool cue whilst playing (Tom Cruise style) - swinging it very close to the 3 ladies at the table nearby. He was asked several times to desist by all the ladies at the table & he ignored them. He then continued to swing his pool cue around.

Cue my missus standing up and shouting at him to stop. At which point he threatened her with the pool cue.
So.
She punched him in the nose.
In front of the entire pub. Including his girlfriend who happened to be working behind the bar.

He started crying. Apparently like a little baby girl.
In front of the entire pub. Including his girlfriend who happened to be working behind the bar.
So.
His missus called the cops. & that's where we entered the story.

TL;DR?

My missus has a mean right hook.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:49, 7 replies)

The police couldn't be bothered to pursue someone involved in a violent assault with several witnesses
because she jumped into a drug-laden car driven by someone fresh out of the pub? Hmm ...
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:00, closed)

I know...
did i mention I scratched my chin in front of the entire pub. Including someones girlfriend who happened to be working behind the bar?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:10, closed)

You ruffian!
Although I am somewhat attracted to this reckless behavior.
At least you haven't got a butch wife with anger issues :-)
(BlondeBombshell Small but perfectly formed., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:13, closed)

Whilst I am in no way trying to defend the OP or suggest this is real.
"Do you want to press charges?"
"No."
Probably ends the police involvement.
It's not unheard of for police to be called to a drinking establishment only to be told the trouble is over or the remaining injured don't want to take matters further.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:10, closed)

Not sure they could've understood him
thru all the blubbering.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:35, closed)

Needs more Honda Accord

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:27, closed)

Ford Escort Ghia actually.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:33, closed)