Not mine, but a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.....etc
I heard a man (we shall call him Geoff) had a friend with 2 old beaten up cars (probably Peugots) that were the same model, even made in the same year I think.

One car could run, but the bodywork was mainly rust. The other car wouldnt run, but the bodywork was in good nick.

So needless to say Geoff bought both cars of his mate for a small sum of money, and promptly set about making one car out of 2.

The transplants went well up until the point he switched the engines. For some peculiar reason, the air filter on the dead engine was secured to the engine itself. The air filter on the working engine was bolted to the car.

Poor Geoff never realised this until he took the now completely useless "other car" to the scrappies. He then had to admit to being a nonce and get one of the air filters back.

Length? 'bout 8"x5", no?
( unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:14, 5 replies)

That's terrible
He had to admit to being a kiddy fiddler before he got his air filter back?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:21, closed)

Yeah.
All scrapyard owners fuck kids.
They have a secret handshake and everything.
It's scary stuff.
( Cawl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:24, closed)

that explains the people on scapheap challenge

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:02, closed)

That's
where I've been going wrong.

Those fuckers have always made me give them money for the bits I needed.
(dchurch bah, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:44, closed)

is that how you make
a honda accord?
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:35, closed)