DIY Techno-hacksOld hard drive platters make wonderfully good drinks coasters - they look dead smart and expensive and you've stopped people reading your old data into the bargain.
Have you taped all your remotes together, peep-show-style? Have you wired your doorbell to the toilet? What enterprising DIY have you done with technology?
Extra points for using sellotape rather than solder.
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chthonic, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 12:30)
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Washing machines live longer with...When I was thirteen I discovered that if I turned off the water mains under the sink I could use the crappy old Ariston washing machine in my mum’s kitchen without it filling with water. If I was in the house by myself I’d regularly set it to spin cycle so it vibrated like the Discovery entering orbit, then I’d get my cock out and angle my bell end into the open soap dispenser tray.
This technique enabled me to get my rocks off in about thirty seconds flat, safe in the knowledge that if my post-cum clean up operation wasn’t too precise my baby lotion would wash away the next time my mum did a load. Took about three months for the bastard to break down, then I reverted back to the lowtech vaseline smeared inside a toilet tube mastabatory solution.
And to this day I can’t walk past a Currys shop window without feeling ever so slightly aroused.
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SpankyHanky, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:15,
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youare truly horrible and in no way am i going to go home and try the vaseline thing.
Well not much anyway because i would be spent whilst salting up my laundry
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Toilet roll tube?Do you have to squash it?
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