1. Alan Davies
Dear fucking God why? Jonathan Creek was more popular than God at the time, all my friends' walls were plastered with Leo DiCaprio and the one from 5ive who wore lipstick, and I was getting my pre-pubescent knickers in a twist over a man who looks like a poodle. And getting stick for it. Every day. I am comforted to learn that in real life the man is an absolute douchebag and only watch QI for the Mighty Lord Fry and occasional appearance by Bill Bailey. Would not, for all the money in the world.

2. David Duchovny
X-Files, although it gave me Teh Fear something awful, being a rather sheltered child. Also, he looked like my history teacher (the years have been far kinder to Mr Duchovny than they have to him). Still would. (Yes, I know he's a certified sex addict.)

3. Viggo Mortensen (but only as Aragorn)
I was 16 when Fellowship of the Ring came out, and this one has had the most bearing on my taste in men for the foreseeable future: tall, long hair, stubble/beard, the whole authority thing (there is that scene in The Two Towers where he comes in all dishevelled and masterful and even now I lose the power of speech when I see it. Oh, just look at it.* )

4. Hugh Jackman (50:50 Van Helsing:Wolverine)
I loved Van Helsing, because it was meant to be like a shit B-movie. I also loved Hugh Jackman with the Gattling crossbow and the leather coat and the hat and the dishevelledness and the scruffiness and the buckles. Still would, even after seeing Oklahoma!

... yeah, I'm off for a lie down now.

* Searching for this screencap nearly gave me an aneurysm.
( Maladicta, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:42, 13 replies)

Aragorn gives me the horn
Seriously. Viggo's hot enough when he's him, but make him all rugged, stubbly, manly, wet and throw him in the mud and my word, he's a thousand times more gorgeous.
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 23:24, closed)

He honestly only does it for me as Aragorn.
My flatmate was amused by my mong-drooling the other week when we watched the films together, having never seen me in such a state.

I'd blow HIS Horn of Gondor. Oh yes.
( Maladicta, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 1:04, closed)

Agreed
As Aragorn yes, in any other way very very no.
(xanthine, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 3:55, closed)

Agree
re Viggo Mortensen. I'm not normally a fan of facial hair, but I'd make an exception for him.

As for Hugh Jackman, seeing pics of him with his kids makes my ovaries explode.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 8:30, closed)

I find men with their kids sweet
but the idea of being with someone who has kids puts me off something epic - I'm really not good with them! My boss did tell me today I'd make an excellent wicked stepmother though o.O
( Maladicta, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:49, closed)

My sister is the same
She went on about how tasty Aragorn was, until I showed her him in Daylight, at which point she wasn't quite as impressed.

I must admit though, he is on a very short list of men I would quite possibly turn gay for.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:06, closed)

Nah... Daylight was a huge disappointment.
I only like him long-haired and stubbly and sorry, what were we talking about?
( Maladicta, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:46, closed)

My husband
knows Alan Davies' wife. Apparently, she's a cunt.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:11, closed)

Then they deserve one another
since I have it on excellent authority that he himself is a colossal cunt.
( Maladicta, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:47, closed)

#3
Only as a Aragorn? Ha! I'd go gay for Viggo's Satan in The Prophecy.
( Weejock, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:31, closed)

*googles*
Hmmm... not sure if want.
( Maladicta, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:45, closed)

David Duchovny
Yes yes yes yes. Also great - and supersexy! - in Californication.
(St. Dymphna, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:20, closed)

I saw an ad for that on TV
and flailed. The years have been very, very kind to him - plus it's a programme where he gets naked and has lots of sexy tiem. Epic win!
( Maladicta, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:28, closed)