This is the most shameful...
James May. Screw Richard Hammond, I WANT THE MAY!!!

I don't know what it is, maybe it's the kind nature, the floppy hair or the way he's always a little puzzled and confused. All I know is he makes me weak at the knees.

Oddly, and I've just realised this, if you were to add 20 years to Mr. Lucoire and take about 6" of hair off him, he would resemble Mr. May. Excellent.
(Lucoire tutted and shook her head in disbelief on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:20, 16 replies)

Yes.
I don't know quite why, but yes. I harbour a secret belief that his nature belies the fact he would be utter, utter filth.
( Maladicta, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:23, closed)

Yes!
Well, I certainly hope so anyway.
(Lucoire tutted and shook her head in disbelief on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:03, closed)

I remember one episode of Top Gear
where he's trying to get an engine to start and growls "come on, yer bitch", at it. This made me sit up and take notice!
( Maladicta, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:12, closed)

I remember
that episode well, and with a great big smile on my face!
(Lucoire tutted and shook her head in disbelief on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 6:28, closed)

Hurrah, I don't have issues!
... much.
( Maladicta, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:41, closed)

Agreed
I think Hammond's starting to look a little like someone's Dad who's trying hard to look young still.

There is definitely something about Mr May!
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:22, closed)

I would
When Mr Bin's hair was longer he did look like the May.

Also I relived James May of his virginity, just a different May.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:48, closed)

I'm seeing the picture of Mr Lucoire
And I'm really not seeing Captain Slow - do I simply lack the imagination?

Regardless of that, I imagine you've been watching his new show about making model airplanes - that'll get your knickers in a twist, to be sure.
(nd1001 slamdunked my funk, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 20:57, closed)

When he's not
pulling that face, it's a little easier to see :-P I'll hunt for a better, more charming photo!

Also yes, I've been watching his toy programmes and LOVED the Airfix episode, men and model aeroplanes, mmm mmm!
(Lucoire tutted and shook her head in disbelief on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 6:27, closed)

*relief*
wow. I am so glad I'm not the only one.

I've been told I look a little like him too.

Creepy.
(kupogud, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 21:40, closed)

my mum
goes all giddy knickered for him apparently.....

So James, if you're reading this, my mum will happily visit you.
(When she comes out of jail)
(sunray18, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:05, closed)

You're not my ex are you?
She had an odd crush on Mr. May. Met the guy too, nice chap.
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:28, closed)

me too
*feels utter shame*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 22:52, closed)

No no no!
Don't feel shame, you're amongst those who share the love for The May ;-)
(Lucoire tutted and shook her head in disbelief on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 6:26, closed)

he seems utterly corruptible
which suits me just fine!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:11, closed)

He
seems like a thoroughly decent bloke. Though I fear he's far too tall for me.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 9:13, closed)