i've always had pretty shonky taste
love of my teenage life: my history teacher (later turned out to be gay, what a waste of frothy adolescent hormones)

my friend nick (later turned out to be gay, see above)

george michael (gay. as above)

michael barrymore (don't ask. he looked a tiny bit like the history teacher. see above. enough with the hidden homo stuff already.)

on a slightly classier level:

patrick swayze (dirty dancing. porn for teenage girls. and older.)

kevin costner (at least he wasn't gay)

warren beattie (50 year age gap counts for nothing when he's dressed like dick tracy... mmmm, yellow flasher macs)

damon albarn (i stand by that one. damon would still get it if he begged. and he would beg.)

billy kennedy from neighbours (also still fucking gorgeous. see above.)

then numerous boys at school, in the pub, on the train...

actually, speaking of that, can anyone tell me why parents tell their daughters that when a boy is mean to them, it means he fancies them? er, no. it means (i) he is a cunt and (ii) you reeeeally shouldn't have had your hair cut into a bowl. because it looks like a bowl. and people will take the piss out of it. because it looks like a bowl.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:28, 3 replies)

Boys could have bowl cuts too...
*remembers*
*cries*
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:51, closed)

I had the world's most awful Purdey-cut when I was six.
My mother said it looked "cute". In the photos, I look like a boy. Or Ann Widdicombe. I have never yet forgiven my mother for this and I'm 23 now. *sympathy click*
( Maladicta, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 22:26, closed)

Billy Kennedy
I take it you also watch House then? As an older him is in that!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 8:48, closed)