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I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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Crass comebackAt uni I had a love/hate relationship with a very attractive posh young Sloane by the name of Natalie. When no-one was around she flirted with me, when others were present she used to try to put me down for being a common peasant with a regional accent. I returned the compliment by either flirting back or indulging in class war.
One morning I walked into a lecture with my mate and took a seat just behind Natalie. She started giggling, "What are you laughing at?" I politely enquired. "Nice gay coloured football shirt* you're wearing abe" she replied loud enough for all and sundry to hear. Without thinking, I promptly barked back at equal volume, "You won't be laughing when I make you wear it while I'm shagging you roughly from behind!".
Cue her gasping "Er er I don't know what to say!" and several people laughing at both her being so startled and the audacity of such an unpleasant remark. Hardly Oscar Wilde I know but it shut her up.
Of course I never got around to making her wear the shirt after that incident...
*Football team name withheld, neither the shirt or team were gay.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 15:51,
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