Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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the kids aren't alrightabout 10 years ago I ran a soundsystem with my mates, it basically involved breaking into warehouses or pulling up to traveller sites, rigging up our equipment which we had mostly stolen from B and Q and pubs and playing music to total fuck ups on smack. For some reason we did this for no money, Not that any of these land pirates would have given us any.
So on one day we pull up to this traveller site down near Brighton to find most of the adults out of their minds on whatever crap they could find. The kids were running around with little or no clothes on, and throwing stuff around. One child about 10 years old walks out into view looking particularly dishevelled and generally not all there and starts shouting "I WANT MORE ACIIIIID"
I'll put money on it that this kid is either dead or dribbling into a hat outside a tube station somewhere.
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 3:28, Reply)
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