Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Presents GaloreFor my 20th last year, i asked could i have a few friends round for a BBQ before we went on the piss.
No probs, they said. We'll get you some food in for it.
And that was it.
My entire present collection for my 20th birthday consisted of various types of meat and snacks for my BBQ.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:52, Reply)
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