the boss in here
Is a fat megalomaniac with corned beef arms, a hair don't and the gait of a shaven fucking ape.

She still had not mastered bipedal locomotion, yet she still insists on wearing the most unsuitable high heeled 'hoof clogs'.

This causes her 'bits' to jiggle in a most terrifying manner and seeing as how she wears some very inadvisable wardbrode choices, these 'bits' make themselves apparant in all their pasty, corned beef glory.

Her management technique consists of bollocking folk for being seconds late, but not thanking them for staying late.

She has a 'lapdog' called MonkeyBoy, who i am sure i have spoken about before, who fetches her fucking nosebag for her and if the cunt had a tail, he would be wagging it as he does so...

I sincerely hope she gets run over, although it would have to be by a bus, or bigger to stand any chance of running right over her FUCKING LUMPEN HEAD.






.....and, breathe
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:54, 5 replies)

ooyer..
Have we got the same boss?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25, closed)

This is impressively vitriolic...
but also very fucking funny. It does you good to vent, eh? Although you do still sound a little like you might have a rage-enduced coronary...
(berk, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:39, closed)

Go on son
Let it out.

Don't let the rage build. It's better out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:39, closed)

I was like you once

seethed for years I did in one particular place... In my current job I have noticed the cracks to appear once again... GET THE FUCK OUT LAD ! .... life's too short... but leave with dignity,


and some expensive gear


I'm becoming a right agony aunt advice giving preachy bastard on here
(The Cats Twat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:36, closed)

balloon
I had a boss of similar dimensions who thought that wearing low cut red velvet was a good idea
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:40, closed)