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My chief at a large retail chain used to decide on head office redundancies by chanting "One potato, two potato" over the staff list. Tell us about your mad psycho bosses - collect your P45 on the way out.

Bruce Springsteen jokes = Ban, ridicule

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Marmite
The only thing I look forward to at my shitty job is my Marmite on toast for lunch.

Now my boss has forbidden it.....
(sheps, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:49, 20 replies)
what possible grounds can he have for forbidding you from eating what you want?
particularly as Marmite on toast is the greatest thing ever.

what a thundercunt
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:52, closed)
I will second this
The promise of Marmite on toast is one of the only reasons I get out of bed a little earlier to have breakfast.

What can he possibly have against other people eating Marmite?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:58, closed)
Hmmmm...
Maybe I was being a bit too obscure with my punnage...
(sheps, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:59, closed)
Were you suggesting that you are in fact
...spreading...faeces on your toast?

YOU FOUL BOY!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:00, closed)
Getting colder
I may introduce some sort of prize if anyone figures it out
(sheps, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:04, closed)

you work in a zoo and were eating the marmots?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:08, closed)
Hint
Springsteen related
(sheps, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:09, closed)

springsteen owns a zoo and you were eating his marmots?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:11, closed)
Yeast-eat banned?

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:18, closed)
Almost !
the middle word is wrong
(sheps, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:21, closed)
Ahahaha!
Yeast treat banned!
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:22, closed)
Applause
and congratulations to you sir ! (I can now return to my actual non-shitty job where my boss has no preference either way for yeast extract).
(sheps, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:23, closed)
Omnomnom.
I may now have to have cheese and Marmite sandwiches for lunch.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:25, closed)
...
I'm on cheese and marmite toasties!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:54, closed)
what is the deal with these Bruce Springsteen related puns?
I think I missed something...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:21, closed)
He's the boss
Innit...
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:57, closed)
oh
I see!
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:19, closed)

Trick the fool by eating the far superior vegemite.

(naysayers have tiny unused willys)
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:06, closed)
Love/hate thing
To redress the balance somewhat - I cannot stand the effluent waste product that is marmite
(Said Debt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:36, closed)
*clickies*
That pun is so subtle (unlike marmite) and I really enjoyed your post(unlike marmite).
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:20, closed)

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