When i get bad customer service in cafe or restaurant I never complain.
I just sit and mutter a bit then take petty revenge by stealing something from the table like the salt cellar or a spoon or a saucer.

Then again, i'm sure we all do that. Perfectly normal behaviour.
( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 16:45, 4 replies)

My friend got shortchanged by an indian restaurant late one night (I was sat across from him)
He decided to compensate himself by relieving them of a salt pot, pepper, a squeezy dodgy takeaway ketchup bottle and a plate which he tucked under his shirt. The plate was a good swipe as it proved to be practically indestructible.
(squigbobble existed, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 17:24, closed)

Why don't you just underpay?
They'd have to pursue you through the small-claims court to get any more money from you so it's doubtful they'd bother.
Remember, it is not theft to underpay a bill in a restaurant but breach of a verbal contract.
Of course, should you underpay you have to either haggle them down or give them your contact details but if you want to make a statement then it's probably a better way of doing it than petty larceny.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 8 Nov 2013, 18:08, closed)

When i get bad customer service in cafe or restaurant
I show the waitress a quarter and say 'This could have been yours if the service had been adequate.'
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 13:36, closed)

I only wish I could roll as high as this.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:29, closed)