MASSIVE DRUGS
We went to Glastonbury festival, and on arrival, set up camp, opened beers, rolled joints, and a friend and I boshed a couple of tabs of acid.

My friend decided to go for a shit while the toilets were still relatively "clean", which seemed like a sensible plan, and four or five of us went with him.

My friend had chosen the wrong bog, though, as they started moving them with cranes just as he went in!

Silly boy - you're tripping - stop it.

But he was going right up! As he sat there, he could feel the bog being lifted, and SHUT UP. YOU'RE TRIPPING.

But ... I'm going up ...

You're tripping. Chill. Have your shit, go out, it's OK.

Except I'm 40 feet off the ground.

You're tripping.

Just in case (just in case, you understand), in that festival bog, he got down on his hands and knees, and, staring at the floor to check, gingerly raised his hand to the handle and opened the door.

The wind rushed into his face, carrying with it the sight of mud, and, as he looked up, us several yards away, and soon everyone else, pointing and laughing at him on his hands and knees, saying "Seriously, mate - what the fuck are you doing?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:08, 22 replies)

You really suck
at this.
Sorry Vag.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:18, closed)

Oh no! Seriously?!
Shit! What do you recommend I do? Fuck off from B3ta and cry myself to sleep, alone with the thought that a stranger doesn't like my story?

Or would you prefer that I kill myself?

Apologise, perhaps?

What would make it all better for you?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:21, closed)

I'm no stranger to you Vag.
If you killed yourself that would be your own choice and nothing to do with me & I can honestly say I have never seen you apologise. Yet.
Pet your doggy darling.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:26, closed)

Apologise for what, exactly? Telling a story that wasn't to your taste?
Holding an opinion with which you don't agree?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:28, closed)

You're still fishing
baby.
& with me that ain't gonna cut it.
Like I said - give your dog some love.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:41, closed)

Sorry ...
have YOU got any idea what you're on about?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:49, closed)

Vag
How is it that you come here every week, are a regular participant in teh internetz and all that, and still break the rule about not feeding the trolls?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:01, closed)

Sorry - I've never been very good at rules.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:06, closed)

A little more than you it seems.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:42, closed)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:01, closed)

Well done for copying Emvee, you witless spastic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:02, closed)

rory you unemployed cunt.
Changed your clothes this week?


*At least Emvee has something to say unlike the witless droning you excrete.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:03, closed)

Über win.

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:37, closed)

You have been lurking, waiting for me. :-)
You sad nob cheese.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:04, closed)

Hey Rory, your mum dropped this:


( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:07, closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:44, closed)

you know that kid was offered a tv deal after that apparently.
More proof we need an apocalypse.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:06, closed)

Well judging by most of the fruit and nuts on the goggle box, she/he should fit in nicely.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:11, closed)

at least this isnt about your cunting boring dog, you massive drug person, you
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:24, closed)

What dog?



www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/retard_dog.jpg ?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:33, closed)

STOP FIGHTIN!!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:40, closed)

Bem'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:05, closed)