Sticking it to The ManFrom little victories over your bank manager to epic wins over the law - tell us how you've put one over authority. Right on, kids!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:01)
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Fuckwit barman, I told 'im"I’ll have a pint of Best please."
"Sir, hello do you mind stepping out of the car and doing a breath test? Look, you had 2 pints, you’re over the limit – that’s a 12 month ban and a criminal record. Hey, it’s company policy I’ve got to let you go. I know there’s only 20,000 on the clock but that’s my final offer.Well, that’s just great man. No licence. No job. Now what? So what’s it going to be?"
"Pint of Best please, you picky cunt."
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 18:28,
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Hate to be the picky one...but it's "that's just great, Max", not "man". ;)
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Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Mon 21 Jun 2010, 22:18,
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