Girlfriend
always thought she wore the trousers in the relationship.
I put my macho foot down and she left me. That showed her.

I am so alone
(British Steel was participating in awesomeness on, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 1:49, 4 replies)

Have a wank
and cheer up!
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 1:57, closed)

Lemsip and a wank
Universal cure-all.
( speedyballbangpots, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:54, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post740063
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:55, closed)

You should have
let her wear the trousers, then you could have worn the silky panties, stockings and suspenders.


Just like you do now, only hers, not your Mum's.
(Rsoles, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:15, closed)