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From little victories over your bank manager to epic wins over the law - tell us how you've put one over authority. Right on, kids!

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(, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:01)
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Stuck it to The Man.
A number of years ago, sadly before the days of camera phones there was a common affair, a completely loopy, aged, leatherfaced, old, aussie man who had obviously decided to come to London to teach the sinners the errs of their ways decented on my neighbournood.

This mainly involved him standing if from of Earls Court tube station, bible in hand, preaching and shouting demagogic piffle at passers by. He was there for hours at a time ranting, shouting and casting presumptuous, tenet-based insults at passersby.

After about four days his constant drone started to get on my nerves and I though some sort of retribution was in order. I hummed and harred for a bit and came up with a master plan.
I recruited some friends and aquired supplies; white sheets, flip flops and wigs.
We mustered at the rear station entrance and assembled our costumes, walked through to the front entrance and behind the spittling preacher.

Ah he continued preaching people started to stop, he took this as encouragement and stepped his tyrad up a notch or two. Realisation slowly dawned that something was wrong. He had the wrath of the Almightly at his disposal and these depraived sinners were not meant to be laughing.

It took a further few minutes to realised that behind him there were about ten Jesuses standing in the 'arms-a-kimba' pose.
This sent him balistic and he turned his ire unto us, streams of scriptured abuse punctuated with more and more avid shaking of his leather bound tome.

He finally gave up and stalked off preaching at the top of his voice with an entourage of flip flopping Messiahs on tow.

He never came back. It is a shame it never got videoed as it would have gone down a storm on Pootube.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:53, 9 replies)
Well I liked it.

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:33, closed)
Me too...
Although ripping the pish out of someone with mental health issues is probably sailing a little close to X-Factor territory for some.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:00, closed)
You say that like it's a bad thing

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:02, closed)
Actually I prefer this post to the X Factor
More of this sort of thing.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:06, closed)
Flattery will get you somewhere.

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:42, closed)
Oooh promises promises

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:51, closed)

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:22, closed)
How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?
Please find another fire-and-brimstone preacher and do it unto him. And film it. And put it on YouTube. And post the link in /links.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:07, closed)
Snappy said!
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:09, closed)

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