Last week I stole something for the first time ever
I didn't mean to, but the stupid self-service till kept beeping and the assistant clicked his special button to say that we had finished. Little did he know that we were still holding two pints of milk (organic no-less) that had not been scanned. So we popped it in our bag and walked away.

Every little helps!
(Rachel B, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:39, 4 replies)

Expect a flurry of replies from the High Horse Crew informing you that you are nothing but a thieving bastard and should be shot

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:58, closed)

I do so hate it when they do that.
In my case, I had to have a paring knife approved by a twelve-year-old employee, who pressed everything relevant and then sent it straight to payment. I had, in fact, finished, but I still felt like smacking the twerp upside the head.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:32, closed)

You are nothing but a thieving bastard and should be shot.
Naa, not really... Milky milky! :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:06, closed)

Think of it as reparation for the milk
Mrs Thatch stole from us.
( bane, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:00, closed)