"If you get sent to Mr Rabbit's office,
look scared, and he won't cane you."

That said, most kids are pretty stupid.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:15, 1 reply)

Especially
at his school
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:16, closed)

I blame
the teachers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:20, closed)

If there's one thing
being raised by teachers taught me, it's that it's NEVER the teachers and ALWAYS the parents. Except when it is the teachers. But it's still mostly the parents, even then.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:33, closed)

SO true.
My wife sometimes wonders why a kid behaves like they do, she then invites the parents in for a chat. Inside of 2 minutes she'll know why, and it will all be down to the parents attitude.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:36, closed)

Bring them up like marines, I say.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:39, closed)

On a boat?
Under the ever-present threat of being sent to war?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:45, closed)

In a world of shit with easy access to light armament.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:52, closed)

+ VERY cheap beer.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:03, closed)

First time I ever had a drink
on a military base, and realised how cheap everything was, I went a bit crazy. It was about 35p for a single malt. I ended up blitzed on beer and Laphroaig (you have to be a bit pissed to be drinking Laphroaig) and when I woke up the next morning I'd only spent about a tenner.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:31, closed)

Yup.
Double = about 35p
Can of Coke = 70p
:/
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:40, closed)

Bollocks.
Laphroaig is lush.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:04, closed)

In the right context.
Sometimes, especially when I'm already tipsy, I love it. If I have a first drop of it for a while and aren't feeling brave enough to get past the initial reaction, though, it's like cough medicine.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:29, closed)

I forget, is Laphroiag the one that taste of bonfire?
It's good stuff.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:24, closed)

Yep
That's a pretty good description.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:52, closed)

I thought it was the one that tasted of burnt carpets

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 22:10, closed)

Laphroaig is expensive tramp fuel, Highland park is much nicer.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:52, closed)

I know someone
Who 'brings up' marines on a regular basis. Not sure if she'd be an effective deterrent for naughty kids tho.
(Mud the Far Car can and will, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 14:49, closed)

up off
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:02, closed)

brings wanks
(Mud the Far Car can and will, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:30, closed)

wanks bums
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:44, closed)

Wimp.
Put me in charge and I'd make EVERY school EXACTLY like the one at the start of the EXCELLENT Kurt Russell documentary Soldier.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 15:04, closed)

I want a personal trainer like the one he had making that.
He was 47 years old when he filmed that, FFS!
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:21, closed)

He filmed it with a BROKEN FUCKING LEG too.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:26, closed)