My mother was always quite creative with her punishments...
Because I skid-marked my pants she made me wear my sister's knickers for the day.

After wrecking my school shorts one too many times (sliding on the grass) she bought the worst looking shorts from a charity shop and made me wear them to school. Old man shorts that were almost as big as me.

When I refused to have a shower she stripped me naked and locked me out of the house in the middle of the day.

I was always warned what the repercussions of my actions would be. My response? "Yeah yeah, you wouldn't dare". She did dare, every time.

When I become a parent I am going to have so much fun creating all kinds of weird and whacky punishments when my kids misbehave.
(Mud the Far Car can and will, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:05, 10 replies)

Hate to be the one to tell you this, but you were abused.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:46, closed)

Reading it back to myself I have to agree.

I'll be carrying that abuse on for one more generation as well.

My lucky lucky kids to be.
(Mud the Far Car can and will, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 16:53, closed)

lol at punishing skids.
My old dear always used to tell me when I farted that 'one of these days you'll have a nasty accident, and I'll be there to laugh and relish in it.' when the inevitable day happened I wandered up to her and uttered

'Mum, I've shat myself, my pants are in the bath.'

She didn't laugh.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 17:05, closed)

Haha!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:23, closed)

Because you were 23 when it happened?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:20, closed)

My mum did the third one
(when I refused to shower, age 5) she put my clothes in a bag, walked me to preschool completely starkers, and sat me down on the mat in front of all the other kids and announced my sins to the teacher.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 19:14, closed)

Did your mum sometimes wear a spikey garter that looked like it was on inside out.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:19, closed)

No, but since we're sharing: did yours?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 23:27, closed)

Nope, thought I'd ask though, the bit about being dragged to school in the nip just sounded a bit catholic.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 0:00, closed)

Heh, well, C of E actually.
But she didn't tend to reflect it in her dress sense...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 6:37, closed)