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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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TAKING THEM TO BE MELTED DOWN INTO CHILDRENS TOYS BECAUSE THEY ARE CIVIC MINDED

(Eukanuba, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:12, 1 reply)
GUNS (Obviously....)

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)
WITH

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:07, Reply)
NIGGERS

(McChinaman banned, Thu 30 May 2013, 12:55, 3 replies)
My son was messing about one day
And ended up committing genocide, eradicating several races of people from both the earth and history!

How we laughed!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:33, 3 replies)
My son was helping my re-tile my bathroom
How I laughed when he asked me to pass him the ‘silly-coon’.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:23, 5 replies)
This kid came up to me today and whispered
'I fucking hate coons'.

Well, I was totally shocked.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 May 2013, 22:14, 10 replies)
This one time,
I was posting lies on a message board when my daughter came up and said something or other. I wasn't really paying attention so I'm not sure if it was funny or not.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:18, Reply)
My daughter insisted on Pie Chat

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:52, 6 replies)
We were at a barbecue last weekend when my 2 year old daughter started yelling out " Dad, Dad"
A group of us wandered over to see what was upsetting her.
"What wrong?", I said.
"Look Dad!", she said, holding out her finger with a piece of snot on the end, "Boogie!"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:04, 1 reply)
my daughter once referred to the local paki shop as a ‘convenience store’
LOL. can you imagine!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:28, 5 replies)

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