Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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This quite literally in from my sister K about her 8yo daughter A:A: Mummy, can I make you a gin & tonic?
K: That's very kind, but no thank you - I don't want one right now.
A: Then can I have one please?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:21,
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Excellent child training skills.(
Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:37,
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I get that all the time from my 9 year old daughter."What do you want to drink?"
"Got any beer?"
"No, of course not. You can have orange juice, mango and pineapple or grape juice"
"How about a brandy?"
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HahahahahaI like the louche delivery of "How about ... ?"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:31,
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My little girl is four.She enjoys bitter, quite likes wine, and will sip whisky, if it's offered. I'd be thrilled if she offered to make me one, rather than trying to steal it off me.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:01,
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