Does it count if it's written down? I'm sure he would have said it.
This is one my elder(ly) brother as a un-aged scallywag. Our gran had taken ill and was having a hospital visit. These being the days before the NHS realised she owned a medical dictionary and her diagnostic history was somehow in alphabetical order.

Being a kindly young fellow, bigus brotherus made our gran a card and presented it to our parents for delivery. All his own work, signed by him - at this point I was too young to sign it with anything other than vomit or drool.

I hear it was the usual affair; glitter, crayons, picture of a bed, probably a cat. We liked cats. Still do. And as tradition dictates, the front of the card bore the familiar phrase:

"GET WELL SOON"

"Aw how sweet" thought the parentals, as indeed you would.

My gran never received this card, however. The reason was that my Mum happened to look at the message written on the inside:

"HOPE YOU DONT DIE"

He really meant it, too.
( Iki I think my camel is dead., Thu 23 May 2013, 16:46, 3 replies)

Well he's a very nice boy.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 23 May 2013, 16:52, closed)

He didn't stay that way.
The word 'curmudgeon' springs to mind.
( Iki I think my camel is dead., Thu 23 May 2013, 17:12, closed)

Aah, sibling rivalry to the bitter end.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 23 May 2013, 18:33, closed)