My son heard a phrase at school...
...and didn't understand what it meant. Naturally, he decided that it meant to sit on someone, as he rarely admits to being wrong he decided that that must be what it means, rather than ask anyone. This lead to a wonderful moment when he returned to the room one day, and noticed that the cat had stolen his seat. We were treated to him shouting, very angrily, at the cat “MOVE, OR I'LL BUM YOU!”

He has since decided that “fisting” means “punching”, and often threatens to fist people.
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:58, 7 replies)

I hate to be the one to break it to you but your son is clearly a massive sexual deviant

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:10, closed)

Aren't we all, though.
Aren't we all.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 24 May 2013, 4:01, closed)

I'm not.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:02, closed)

A tiny sexual deviant, then

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:01, closed)

Did he bum the cat or not?

( sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:33, closed)

at least tell me he fingered it first
(pointed at it)
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:57, closed)

Or a vet.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 24 May 2013, 18:31, closed)