Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
I hate to be the one to break it to you but your son is clearly a massive sexual deviant
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:10,
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I'm not.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:02,
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A tiny sexual deviant, then
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:01,
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Did he bum the cat or not?
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:33,
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Or a vet.
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Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 24 May 2013, 18:31,
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