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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

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My son, then aged three, asked who the man in the photo was.
I told him that it was my grandfather but that he died not long before you were born. He said "but he comes and talks to me at night sometimes and gives me a kiss goodnight".
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:50, 12 replies)
Lies on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:51, closed)
you're so cool, i like you, on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:59, closed)
Let's keep it there, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:03, closed)
Getting nonced by a ghost is no laughing matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 24 May 2013, 13:04, closed)
Tell Mr Claypole that.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:04, closed)
He fucking cracked up when he was noncing me, the medieval wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:07, closed)
You've just got one of those faces

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 24 May 2013, 13:29, closed)
Lies directly stolen from the previous post on the internet.

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Look for a logical explanation...
May I suggest that your grandfather faked his own death so that he could nonce his own grandson?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:32, closed)
This thread is clearly haunted. It says there are 9 replies but I can only read 5.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 May 2013, 18:06, closed)
Oh, it's that ring of fire cunt. I thought he was banned for being shit and mental and a sex offender?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 May 2013, 18:08, closed)
Careful, you know what these people are like with their logging in and out every five seconds

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 20:11, closed)

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