Kids say the shittiest thingsSmudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Butt...Shopping in Tesco with my daughter who was about 3 years old. The routine was I would pick something, pass it to her seated in the child seat and she would turn and put it into the trolley.
Next on the list was some tampons, in an attractive pink box with bubbles on it. I passed it to my daughter who studied it and asked me what they were for. Rather facetiously I said: "They're for your mums butt."
At the checkout and my daughter waves the box of tampons around and says to the cashier at maximum volume: "These are for my mums butt!"
Cue silence from everyone and then laughter as I wished a hole would open up.
(, Mon 27 May 2013, 17:30, 4 replies)
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 May 2013, 10:31,
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very similar to my earlier postAnd hilarious of course....
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:44, closed)
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