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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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i thought you were leaving?
You just can't stop lying eh
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:12, 1 reply)
I'm in traffic on the way home...

but oy ho - I got paid overtime for the extra bit that I stayed to yank your pathetic chain though.

Thank you for that - that's a selfless act for a change. It was kind of you to interest me enough to keep me there. Perhaps if you had turned that little bit of effort towards your own kid she wouldn't be calling someone else 'Daddy' right now...
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:17, closed)
People who defraud their employers and then brag about it to complete strangers on the internet make the very best parents.
that's what I heard.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:23, closed)
So let me get this straight...

You get up every morning, go to work and admit to your employers that you intend to spend every waking hour spewing tirade after tirade of terrible angry / upset internet hate and they say: 'That's smart Monty - crack on with it!'

However, I love the irony of you lecturing my skills as a parent considering the quite phenominal failure you are / were / will ever be.
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:30, closed)
bore off, there's a love.

(, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:44, closed)
Janet calling someone boring
There's irony for you
(, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:51, closed)

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