Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
Yeah, I didn't believe that there was a magazine called "Barely Legal In Spain", so I had to go and check.
And now I've got that on my google history. I'm blaming you if the police come and kick my door in tonight, you utter cunt.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 May 2013, 19:47,
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I tipped them off that you're hiding maddie under your bed
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:04,
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They'd better hurry, there's not much of her left.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:06,
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as long as its not your back door......
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:46,
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