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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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With grandparents from oop north
I spent a lot of my childhood pointing out that I wasn't a duck
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 May 2013, 9:57, 12 replies)
that's Derbyshire Leicestershire way isn't it?
it's quite endearing being called meduck
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:06, closed)
Bit further north, Sheffield/Barnsley way
They seem to drop the "me" part there, they just say "All right, duck?"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:21, closed)
Duck is more
Sheffield / Rotherham, in Barnsley we say `Love`.
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Yeah, sounds about right
I think they moved to Barnsley, but this would have been well before I was born
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:41, closed)
Sheffield it
Is love more than Duck. I would say more Manchester for Duck
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:44, closed)
Certainly Derby and Leics
amongst others probably
(I helped save b3ta! custardthehedgehog, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:52, closed)
It's a Stoke thing too so probably found across most of the midlands.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 29 May 2013, 12:15, closed)
This.
The worst place for it, by far, is Mansfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:34, closed)
lolautism

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:24, closed)
It's because you're made of wood, y'see.
Makes you weigh the same.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 29 May 2013, 10:39, closed)
And that means he's a witch and we can burn him.
*Puts on BIG Witchfinder hat*
BURN EMVEE! BURN THE WITCH! BURN HIM!
*Sets up stuj's Flamin' Torches 'N' Pitchforks stall*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 10:46, closed)
I suppose it's a fair cop

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:49, closed)

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