Kids say the shittiest things
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
( , Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
( , Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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With grandparents from oop north
I spent a lot of my childhood pointing out that I wasn't a duck
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 9:57, 12 replies)
I spent a lot of my childhood pointing out that I wasn't a duck
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 9:57, 12 replies)
that's Derbyshire Leicestershire way isn't it?
it's quite endearing being called meduck
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it's quite endearing being called meduck
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:06, closed)
Bit further north, Sheffield/Barnsley way
They seem to drop the "me" part there, they just say "All right, duck?"
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They seem to drop the "me" part there, they just say "All right, duck?"
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:21, closed)
Yeah, sounds about right
I think they moved to Barnsley, but this would have been well before I was born
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I think they moved to Barnsley, but this would have been well before I was born
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:41, closed)
Sheffield it
Is love more than Duck. I would say more Manchester for Duck
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:44, closed)
Is love more than Duck. I would say more Manchester for Duck
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:44, closed)
It's a Stoke thing too so probably found across most of the midlands.
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It's because you're made of wood, y'see.
Makes you weigh the same.
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Makes you weigh the same.
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And that means he's a witch and we can burn him.
*Puts on BIG Witchfinder hat*
BURN EMVEE! BURN THE WITCH! BURN HIM!
*Sets up stuj's Flamin' Torches 'N' Pitchforks stall*
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 10:46, closed)
*Puts on BIG Witchfinder hat*
BURN EMVEE! BURN THE WITCH! BURN HIM!
*Sets up stuj's Flamin' Torches 'N' Pitchforks stall*
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