I was here too
hey I like pooflake's lie/story

maybe I'm missing something here but QOTW is the the remit to collect lies/stories/crap puns/star wars/petty squabbles and cliquey ganging up on shitycunts

my stories are always true (obvs) My daughter is getting guinea pigs they were going to be called Burt & Ernie but I might have to rename them Prince Albert and Rampant Rabbit or maybe cocky & bellend
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:28, 1 reply)

Then you'll be ousted for being a terrible liar and forced to DYAAKY
You should know that the difference between truth and lies is dictated to by Monty, Janet and Plumdozer?
(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:30, closed)

they can't handle the truth
or a bigger boat
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:39, closed)

You know 'DYAAKY'? I made that up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:42, closed)

LIES ON THE INTERNET!!!!!

(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:42, closed)

'Fraid not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:46, closed)

WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP????

(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:46, closed)

That would be a rather strange lie to tell.
Maybe I should throw in a hamster called 'Cuntbuster' or something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:49, closed)

It doesn't matter how strange your lies are, they're still lies
whatever keeps you going I suppose
(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:51, closed)

Cool!
Here's where you prove it's a lie:
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:52, closed)

Right after you prove the OP was a lie:

(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:57, closed)

Couldn't do it, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:03, closed)

I'm still waiting for you, duh.
Anytime you're ready.
(King Nightmare, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:11, closed)

The cake is a lie
I want to know what Richard Geres Gerbil is called
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:15, closed)

'Fannybatter McShitmags' - it's a Minecraft character or something

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:16, closed)

Ive heard it enjoys
Going up dirty tunnels so you could be right
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:20, closed)

I enjoyed your pie thread btw

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:20, closed)

thanks
glad to be of service on pie related matters
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:22, closed)

I think we should regularly
hijack threads and talk pie I enjoyed it
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:04, closed)

I'm up for that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:23, closed)

Count me in
Even if it makes me hungry for more pie,
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 May 2013, 12:33, closed)

I now want a hamster so that I can call it that.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:52, closed)

I'll get you one.


NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF MY LIES!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:55, closed)

When qotw is finally shut down.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:52, closed)