
Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing
( , Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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I find toilet humour funny and some of them have given me genuine office lols.
There i'm out
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:17, 2 replies)

they are sometimes a bit long but hey I'm here to waste time after all
may as well read a great big long post as a great big long argument
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:38, closed)

You'll set Monty off on another jealous rant about how it's just not right or fair that anyone could ever have an opinion about somebody that is contrary to his.
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:43, closed)

It must be terrible to have so little dignity
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:45, closed)

he's a proper cunt but he's our proper cunt
let's all have a bicky and a niice cuppa eh?
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 11:47, closed)

just so Monty's wasted his life again
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 13:28, closed)

Imagine that - being more of a prick than that wanker. How does it feel?
( , Wed 29 May 2013, 13:32, closed)
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