I dated her for about five months tops in total
you witless, mong-faced creepy spastic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:35, 2 replies)

My reply was more polite.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:39, closed)

Well that's the difference between us, dear boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:50, closed)

Too fucking true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:50, closed)

as the voice of reason (how the fuck did that happen)
Life is not black and white. Its easy to judge when you don't know the facts and when you haven't lived through that particular situation.
Thank gods thats all over can we get back to calling each other names and eating pie now?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 30 May 2013, 9:39, closed)

I could take no more when she went for me with a knife.
I realise now that what I *should* have done, which would have made me a 'good bloke' would have been to exploit her evident mental illness by pressurising her into ramming a fucking Millennium Falcon up her arse and then slathering all over the internet so all my creepy SuperMatt style pals could have a jolly old wank.

That would have been fine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:42, closed)

Missed a trick there, Monts.
I saw gonz's business suggestion the other day - you sounded tempted.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:43, closed)

It's a really good idea
I need to look at practicalities and should really go on a couple of other ones (they do wanky 'street art' ones round my way) to see how they're run. Problem (not a problem at all, obv) is that I've got my kid half of each weekend these days so that plus my 50h a week here + 20h spent commuting means I've not really got the time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:48, closed)

Bummer.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:51, closed)

YOURN A BUMMER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:40, closed)