Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.Smash Wogan writes, "we all love our Mums, but we all know that Mums can be cunts, throwing out our carefully hoarded crap that we know is going to be worth millions some day."
What priceless junk have you lost because someone just threw it out?
Zero points for "all my porn". Unless it was particularly good porn...
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Quick one before it closesNot me, but a nurse in a hospital a mate works in:
A baby's finger. She was snipping a bandage of a 6 month old's hand, managed to take one of the baby's fingers off in the process and binned it with the hazardous waste.
Beat that!
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Surely not!?!
Nightmare!!! SUE EVERYONE!!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:33,
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that sounds ouchy ouchy..
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blimey...Good job she wasnt performing a circumcision eh!
he'd have been knobless. :(
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That shouldve beenon the image challenge as the saddest thing.
thats horrible
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I was recently discussing industrial accidents...And someone trumped me.
He'd worked ina town where there was a large paper re-cycling plant, the core of which was a set of "beaters" that decimated the paper that was to be re-cycled. The were in essence Giant magi-mixes. 4 meter diameter bowls about 3 meters deep with 2 large two-meter cutlass scythe-blades that whirled in the bottom.
The paper when mulched formed the same convex "tornado" curve in teh bowl as it was chopped.. much like in a blender.
One Beater-opperator had a large argument and ina fit of rage dumped his colleage over the shoulder-height wall INTO a fully working Beater.
It literally pulped him.
Apparently he's now serving life for Murder.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:39,
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A friend of mine is a metal fabricatorOver a pint he announced that a colleague had fallen into a glavanizing tank and received 90% burns.
Or as he put it "Some bloke gone and did a Terminator at work today".
Not sure if he managed to give a thumbs up.
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I thinkThat was on the news ^
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@Nappy RashReminded me of the blind circumcision doctor. He got the sack.
Aythangyew
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:54,
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@LemonI'd never hear that one before...
*Mops coffee from desk*
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:01,
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