I can't
I have a fear of pooing at work. Always have and I don;t know why. Unless it's urgent... I've always held in till I get home. Have to sit on my own private throne or it's not right. Plus I have to take in a book and be completely naked and always spend about half an hour reading in my own palace which I guess is a main reason for not going at work - would raise some eyebrows!!!
Plus I nearly always have a shower after or I don;t feel right all day - anyone else the same or am I just a weird freak? Probably?!?!?
(Something funny, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 9:25, 2 replies)

Nope you're not alone!
I do pretty much the same, except the book thing. Usually there's a Viz annual in there which I look at, even though I've read it through hundreds of times from previous dumps.

Hope this makes you feel less of a freak! :D
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:44, closed)

Spend time in the works loo
I can't poop when away for the first 2-3 days. I overcame this at work by simply assuming the position and sitting there until it worked. Now many's the peaceful 15 minutes I spend undisturbed.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:22, closed)