Who openly poos at work. for all to hear?
It's all about the well timed execution. Time it so you are the only one in the bogs, obviously the best method, or time it so the poo plops just as the other person flushes. I don't know how folks hold it in till they get home!
(phe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:12, 1 reply)

but wait
dont we all go to the toilet for the same reason?? what are you expecting to hear a piano concerto?? Just get in there fart and gut strain away to your hearts content . Stop being so precious about things
(welgar, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:15, closed)

And bonus points
for making it sound like a famous piece of classical music.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:18, closed)

i can
fart like a ferrari accelerating up through the gears. Is this good enough?
(welgar, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 10:27, closed)

Claps appreciatively
*awards marks / 10 for tunefulness, complexity, resonance, scrawled on loo roll square** and slipped under partition door*

**in biro you foul thinkers.. I take the aptly shit free paper + sudoku to strain (brain!) over**
(Hikikomori** watching cartoons on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:56, closed)