Tightwads
There's saving money, and there's being tight: saving money at the expense of other people, or simply for the miserly hell of it.
Tell us about measures that go beyond simple belt tightening into the realms of Mr Scrooge.
( , Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58)
There's saving money, and there's being tight: saving money at the expense of other people, or simply for the miserly hell of it.
Tell us about measures that go beyond simple belt tightening into the realms of Mr Scrooge.
( , Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58)
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How much
normal ectoplasm do you consume in an average day then?
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:12, 1 reply)
normal ectoplasm do you consume in an average day then?
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:12, 1 reply)
well,
a healthy couple of teaspoons, usually, but it feels like much more when you've got it in your mouth.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:13, closed)
a healthy couple of teaspoons, usually, but it feels like much more when you've got it in your mouth.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:13, closed)
Ew.
mouth Anus, ears, nostrils and every other orifice you can think of.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:17, closed)
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:17, closed)
Actually
as an interesting (or disturbing, whichever yuo prefer) side-note. I spluff so often that I can make it so very little comes out, but if I store it up for a few days... well, let's just say we made need to start building an Ark.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:18, closed)
as an interesting (or disturbing, whichever yuo prefer) side-note. I spluff so often that I can make it so very little comes out, but if I store it up for a few days... well, let's just say we made need to start building an Ark.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:18, closed)
It's definitely
disturbing.
And is that why CHCB is a little hard of hearing, and smelling?
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:19, closed)
disturbing.
And is that why CHCB is a little hard of hearing, and smelling?
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:19, closed)
CHCB smells?
I like to think that the reason CHCB is hard of hearing, and smells, is because of all the dogging she does on building sites.
Those workmen and their massive tools, but she'll never learn.
EDIT and spell definitely correctly, or I'll bust you back down to 26.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:23, closed)
I like to think that the reason CHCB is hard of hearing, and smells, is because of all the dogging she does on building sites.
Those workmen and their massive tools, but she'll never learn.
EDIT and spell definitely correctly, or I'll bust you back down to 26.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:23, closed)
You're 27, aren't you?
This weekend I discovered that a good way of punishing my little girl for bad behaviour was to tell her that every time she's naughty, I'll knock a year off her age, and treat her as such. So if she's really naughty she'll end up in a nappy with a bottle, but if she's good I'll treat her like a grown up.
I've got this whole parenting thing mastered.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:29, closed)
This weekend I discovered that a good way of punishing my little girl for bad behaviour was to tell her that every time she's naughty, I'll knock a year off her age, and treat her as such. So if she's really naughty she'll end up in a nappy with a bottle, but if she's good I'll treat her like a grown up.
I've got this whole parenting thing mastered.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:29, closed)
Oi!
That's not fair, now i'm a virgin again.
Your parenting sucks.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:38, closed)
That's not fair, now i'm a virgin again.
Your parenting sucks.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:38, closed)
oh
piss wank. Still, I was boozing since the age of 14 and at 17 I still smoked lots of drugs. So that's okay.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:37, closed)
piss wank. Still, I was boozing since the age of 14 and at 17 I still smoked lots of drugs. So that's okay.
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:37, closed)
Aww
Damn. I wanted to get you under 16, that way sleeping with you would be twice the thrill.
:C
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:37, closed)
Damn. I wanted to get you under 16, that way sleeping with you would be twice the thrill.
:C
( , Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:37, closed)
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