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There's saving money, and there's being tight: saving money at the expense of other people, or simply for the miserly hell of it.

Tell us about measures that go beyond simple belt tightening into the realms of Mr Scrooge.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58)
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You really are a foul, disgusting man.
You're making me want to throw up yesterdays breakfast.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:01, 1 reply)
There's nowt disgusting
about CHCB in green knickers, she's a fine Irish lady, they wear green all the time.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:02, closed)
I just meant
Al, in general, makes me heave.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:04, closed)
Don't insult my woman
She's a beautiful, fine figure of a woman, and i love her.

Or we'll have to have pistols at dawn.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:06, closed)
How about knives?
I'd challenge you to a knife-fight quite happily.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:09, closed)
How about
spaffing cocks at dawn.

CHCB can judge who's is the best.

Spaff that it, not cock. I wouldn't have a chance otherwise.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:12, closed)
Don't put yourself down
When I met Mrs al, I could see from the twinkle in her eye that she was a very satisfied young woman.

Of course, she could be getting that satisfaction elsewhere, but you get the idea.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:15, closed)
Hmmmm
thanks for that. I think that twinkle may have been because she was drunk.

I fear we may have disgusted CHCB away from her own thread.

Or maybe she's working *shudders*
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:23, closed)
CHCB loves us
like illegitimate children, she could never be disgusted by us.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:55, closed)
Ok
knives it is. I've got a three inch Kitchen Devil with your name on it.

Not literally, but personalised knives would be a nice christmas present for you.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:14, closed)
That would be a lovely present for me :)
So... a kitchen devil...

I'll use my Fairborne-Sykes Fighting Knife, in that case :)

Five inches, and designed to cause maximum slicing to veins and arteries, with minimum stabbing effort.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:18, closed)
Sounds very efficient
but my kitchen devil can do carrots and cheese... so.. er... if you're made of carrots and cheese I can chop you up into little chunks and make a not very nice sandwich of some sort.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:19, closed)
But
by the simple addition of some Branston Pickle, said boring sandwich would become quite tasty.

Or if you had some corned beef and ketchup I would be tempted to eat Kaol myself.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:21, closed)
Er...
I'm not made of cheese OR carrots, so... *shrugs*
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:23, closed)
What about
Broccoli? are you made of broccoli? Or courgettes? Or peppers of any colour (though green ones are pointless and bitter)?

Hang on, are you made of green peppers then?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:26, closed)
Yeah,
My heart is a green pepper, pumping bitterly and pointlessly.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:29, closed)
How
poetic
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:02, closed)
Yeah
like your mum.

*goes all /talk*
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:03, closed)
So's
your face.

...and your Mum's face.

I win.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:54, closed)

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