Grand Theft Auto
I've wasted countless hours watching him indoors playing this.

Every time he visits the hookers he beats them to death/runs them over and steals his money back.

I'm not sure this defines him a "tightwad" but I think perhaps it should be setting a few alarm bells ringing ...
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:33, 14 replies)

It works in real life to.
True fact.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:36, closed)

Standard procedure
as far as I'm concerned.

Also works in shops, hotels, taxis, etc. I consider it both more ethical and more inventive than standard theft/non payment.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:40, closed)

It's a little known fact
That Jesus himself clubbed Mary Magdelen to death with a sock filled with sheep's feet.
(GONEism, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:44, closed)

And then had sex with her
Afterwards.

Again and again.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:47, closed)

Well my eyes have been opened!
I was looking for a career change, I think I'll strike "being a big, filthy ho" off the list now - thank you.
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:48, closed)

I think
you could be a small filthy ho. I think the smaller ones can do that doe eyed thing to prevent a really bad beating. It worked for Julia Roberts.
(GONEism, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:53, closed)

I dunno...
I think I'd've still chopped her into cubes.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:56, closed)

I dunno
Unless you're madder than a fella who likes to give gerbils a home in his arse I think you could abstain.
(GONEism, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:57, closed)

Disagree - obviously I wouldn't want to lose my lady "V" signs to her
but I would quite happily bludgeon her to death.
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 13:05, closed)

Not only does he steal his money back
But its also a nice way of making a tidy profit as you usually "steal" back more than you paid for the services rendered in the first place.

I would call it enterprising.

(wouldn't particularly recommend it in the real world)
(stevio is on the prowl for a girlfriend!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 13:28, closed)

Doing that once in the game is normal
you do it because you've heard that you can. Doing it repeatedly... That's worrying.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 13:40, closed)

kekeke

I just beat them/run them over and over and over. Sod the money.
(goorf, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 13:43, closed)

I liked to whack the hookers to death with a golf club
once I'd got rich enough not to need to, I'd just pick them up in a car. Drive to a cliff and cane it as fast as I could towards the edge, diving out at the last moment, leaving them trapped in a car hurtling to a certain, watery death.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 14:24, closed)

What about in GTA?
No-one else was going to sink to that level of predictable crap-jokeness, so I felt I should.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 15:31, closed)