What a fucking double-standard and a half
I always insist on paying the full bill when on a first date, but if the girl I'm with works full time, as I do, earns around as much as I do, why the hell shouldn't she pay half?

I always pay all of it, I'm just saying that men shouldn't have to. Women don't deserve free meals just for being pretty and having boobs and whatnot.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:07, 5 replies)

Bert?
Did you actually read my post? My issue was with the tipping, not with splitting the bill.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:09, closed)

I did read your post
and the impression I got was that you were annoyed that he split the bill and then had the cheek not to contribute towards a tip.

You wouldn't have mentioned the former if it wasn't an issue for you, which it absolutely should not be. I would never expect anybody to buy me a meal, but I would agree that not tipping is pretty tight.

(I know this reply is pretty late, but damned work distracted me for a bit)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:19, closed)

Oh God Burt.
Why are you so rubbish?
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:38, closed)

I don't know Kaol
Why are you so gay?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:31, closed)

Because
you keep bumming him while he's asleep. Is it any wonder the poor lad is an insomniac.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:15, closed)

HAHAHAHA!
That's Reply Of The Day.
Amazing!
( Cawl, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:09, closed)

Yes we bloody do!
we bloody do!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 11:58, closed)

They really do, you know.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:03, closed)

Bert, bert, bert
Boobies are fantastic, and if buying a meal means you get to see some, then just buy the bloody meal.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:22, closed)

My first dates
I always get them a Happy Meal. That way they get a drink, some processed meat, chips AND a toy. What more could a girl want? -and that definitely deserves some booby action.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:25, closed)

My first dates
always get some processed meat whether I buy them a happy meal or not.

It was an unfortunate accident with a blender.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:15, closed)

Poor Mrs al :C
I'd hope that every girl I'd been on a date with used their toy at some point
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:18, closed)

I'm sure
they used it to poke out their eyes once they clapped eyes on your hairy torso.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:21, closed)