As a hard up student

I had run out of bog roll.

Luckily my evangelical housemate had left a copy of "Shining light"* a Christian newspaper in the loo.

Am I going to hull and will my punishment involve paper cuts to my anoos?



*can't remeber the real name, sounds plausible.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:55, 7 replies)

So their Shining Light
was then lined in

what exactly?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:04, closed)

cack

and some sweetcorn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:15, closed)

Wish you'd been my flatmate
I've had my flannel used and discarded under the bath in a no bog roll situation.

Had to put it in the wash.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:33, closed)

if there's a god...
... and said god has any compassion, he'll understand. What kind of celestial Twat would care more about a bit of paper than your arse? Besides, those tracts are full of shit anyway, I bet you were more dirty after than before.
( bnt what, me worry?, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:25, closed)

this reminds me -
at my old work someone would leave a Christian magazine in the break area, which was dedicated to convincing women to not work.

There were lots of pictures of happy women, bonding.

A few speech bubbles extolling the joys of lesbian seperatism later, and the magazine disappeared, never to return.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 23:20, closed)

hell doesn't exist so i wouldn't worry about it.
hull, however... *shudder*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 0:29, closed)

Leave nothing in the jacks
in shared accomodation.

NOTHING!!!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:41, closed)