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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Tramp Genius
Oxford, a hot summer's Day in 2002

I'm sitting on a wall having a can of coke, when a scruffy little Irish chappie comes and sits next to me.

He was obviously down and out and living on the streets, so I was a bit weary when he engaged me in conversation.

'Hullo there - are ye a student?'
'Yes, I am'
'Ah, right. Lucky lad - it's a very good university, so it is'
'I was student meself, y'know?'
'Aye - University of London and then Cambridge.'
'Oh yeah - was doing my doctorate and everything, but they got rid of me, the bastards.'
'Why's that?'
'Well... I solved physics, and y'know, well...they didn't like that one bit.'
'You SOLVED physics?'
'Yes. But they got rid of me. Think about it: If someone solves the whole bloody thing - there's no jobs for all the scientists any more, are there?'
'Suppose not.'
'Aye, well... I've come here to try and find a physics student so I can get my ideas to the Faculty. Maybe if there's someone more trustworthy here, I can get it all published.'
'You're not a physics student, I suppose?'
'Afraid not.'
'Ah, never mind.... have you got £1 for the bus?'

And, reader, I gave him a pound, because either he was a very good beggar, a nutcase, or a physics genius driven out of the academic establishment by a cabal of self-interested scientists worried they could be out of a job.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:40, 6 replies)
Best tramp ever.

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:30, closed)
this. Have a click for your tramp magnet skills.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:06, closed)
find that tramp
he could hold the secret to the mysteries of the universe
(or might just be thirsty)

ta 'click'
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:35, closed)
I wish I had solved physics or at least met the man who did.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:14, closed)
It's always their fault, not wanting physics solved to keep their cushy jobs and gold-plated pensions. Bstards.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 0:56, closed)
This bloke sounds like my mad uncle Bobby from Waterford
Great post mate, have a click!
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:11, closed)

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