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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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The Conspiracy
The best well kept secret is this.
There is no Illuminati. Beliving that there is some kind of secret cabal that runs the civilised world is like beliving in some kind of omminescent being with a long flowing beard somehow runs the universe. The truth is far more terryfying. No one runs the world, its all a coalition of nations held together through mutual distrust and a dependence on fossil fuels. No one is in charge, the lynchpin of society is a spinning mass of greed and chaos.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 0:02, 3 replies)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 0:33, closed)
Get you and your fancy "common sense".
If total irrationality and paranoid delusions wor good enough fo' me fatha, they're good enough for me.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 0:44, closed)
Hail Eris.
All Hail Discordia.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:26, closed)

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