Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Radio announcer, true believer"Elliot in the morning" is a radio dj who greets your morning commute if you happen to work in the Washington, DC area.
He believes, adamantly and has argued strongly - against callers, his workmates and many others that:
It's safe to walk on power lines (even in bare feet touching multiple ones, or anything else) as long as you're on top of them
because, according to him - electricity is like water and won't flow Up into your body. Hanging from an electrical power line would be instant death though cause it'd all just flow down into you.
It's just possible he misunderstood the whole "path of least resistance" portion, whatever.
I keep waiting for the day he's willing to stand up for his beliefs and take a walk across a few.
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Allisade would love to hear from you, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 20:44,
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Septicseh?
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Oh shit!INVISIBLE LEAD SOUP!!
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